This is the cow…
October 27th, 2009
Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you’re not feeling good.”
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such damn idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.
The cowboy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”