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This is the cow…

October 27th, 2009

Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you’re not feeling good.”

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such damn idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.

The cowboy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”

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Quarterback

October 27th, 2009

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ’Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!

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Who Posts

October 27th, 2009

This is a small post for someone who says I never post stuff on here anymore. I think you know who you are! And yes, I really should post a little more on here. You want me to make this similar to a twitter site, with numerous small posts? Hell, it might prove interesting to do that!

Is anyone out there waiting on the Karmic Koala release? I have installed the RC1 onto a laptop. So far it isn’t too bad. I just had to disable the damn nVidia video driver that it suggested I activate. Once I activated it, I could barely do anything because the machine was so slow. Luckily with a little patience (which is something I have little of anyway), I was able to revert back to the regular open-source driver. Things are running fine now. But I have not done much. I might post more once I have a little more feedback for it.

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Let Go

October 19th, 2009

For some reason, I find this fairly appropriate at this time.

Red – Let Go

Hey you, look what you do to me
You bend and you bruise me
Why you try to control me?
But you don’t know me
How come you just want to hurt me?
How come you just want to push me?
I can’t ignore you anymore
Cause everywhere I turn you
You burn me, you break me
You always want to take me down with you
What do you want from me?

I don’t wanna be afraid, I don’t wanna run away
I don’t want to be here fading it’s more that I can take
I’m never gonna be the same
I threw it all away
I don’t want to be here fading
Just let go! (look what you do to me)
Let go! (look what you do to me)

Hey you, look what you do to me
You burnt and you scared me
With all that you tell me (but I don’t listen!)
You love me, you hate me
You always want to take me down with you
What do you want from me?

I don’t wanna be afraid I don’t wanna run away
I don’t want to be here fading it’s more that I can take
I’m never gonna be the same
I threw it all away
I don’t want to be here fading
Just let

You kept pushing me
You keep using me
You keep twisting me
You keep breaking me
You can’t have me anymore [x3]
You can’t have me, let go!

I don’t wanna be afraid, I don’t wanna run away
I don’t want to be here fading it’s more that I can take

I’m never gonna be the same
I threw it all away
I don’t want to be here fading
Just let go! Let go! Just let go!
I don’t wanna be afraid
Let go! (I don’t wanna run away!)
Just let go! Let go! Let go!

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