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Locksmith Uses X-Ray to Make Key

July 28th, 2005

NORTH PLATTE, Neb. – Arthur Richardson thought he’d pull a prank and pretend to swallow a friend’s truck key. Unfortunately, Wednesday’s prank backfired when Richardson plopped the key in his mouth and gravity took over.
Richardson went to a doctor Thursday, who X-rayed his stomach and got a clear picture of the key. The doctor said the key posed no danger, but Richardson’s friend needed to use his truck.
So Richardson and his friend took the X-rays to a locksmith, who used the pictures to fashion a new key. And it worked in the truck.
John Somers, owner of Al’s Lock and Safe, said he’d never made a key before from the image of an X-ray.
“I have done all sorts of lock work, I’ve done all sorts of safe work,” Somers said. “This is truly a first in my career.”

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“Cool Mom”

July 28th, 2005

GOLDEN, Colo. – Silvia Johnson’s days of partying like a teen have come to an end. The 40-year-old mom pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties she held for them. But all she wanted was to be a “cool mom” for her teenaged daughter. Detective R.J. Vander Veem said that Johnson told investigators “she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began ‘feeling like one of the group.”‘ Johnson threw parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, where she provided drugs and alcohol to eight boys and had sex with five of them. She was caught when one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she reported it to authorities.

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Funny Telemarketer Story

July 17th, 2005

- Not sure if this is true, but it’s worth a laugh!
The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated evening meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with ” is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss”
not sounding anything like my name, so I said who is calling?
The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber band Powered Freezer company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam personally and why was he calling this number. I then said off to the side, “get really good pictures of the body and all the blood” then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case.
I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call. The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shakey voice.
I then told him we had located his position at his work place and the police were entering the building to take him into custody, at that point I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away. My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn’t tell her for about fifteen minutes.
My meal was cold, but after what I had pulled, very enjoyable.
– Bill W

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Remedy

July 3rd, 2005
:: Currently listening to: Seether – Remedy ::

I know some of you will have heard this song. Others who have not, should listen. It’s really good. For those of you who have heard it, how many thought it was someone else? It kind of sounds like another band, but I can quite put my finger on who. But anyway, here are the lyrics…

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