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No Surprise

April 27th, 2005
:: Currently listening to: Theory Of A Deadman – No Surprise ::

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Look What You’ve Done

April 23rd, 2005
:: Currently listening to: Jet – Look What You’ve Done ::

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Three men were sitting together

April 15th, 2005
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

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Little Johnny watched closely as

April 13th, 2005
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Little Johnny watched closely as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. “Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” replied his mother, who then began removing the cold cream with a tissue. “What’s the matter, Mom?” asked Little Johnny. “Giving up?”

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Dead Man Runs Into Family Member in Pub

April 7th, 2005

A Warwickshire builder was quite surprised to bump into a cousin he hadn’t seen for years in a pub. But not half as surprised as his cousin, who had been at the builders funeral service in Dublin some time earlier. It turned out that the former workmates had wrongly identified him as the victim of a car crash and had telephoned his family in Ireland. The family decided that rather than come over for the funeral, they would hold a mass for him there!

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Beware of Driver

April 7th, 2005

An Athenian taxi driver was more than a little surprised when the man he had stopped to pick up gave him his own address as his destination. The taxi driver did not say anything, but drove the passenger as requested. He got out of the car and let himself into the drivers house with a key. A few minutes later, the driver crept up to his house and caught the bloke having a quick one with his wife!

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Wilf had a bad stomach

April 7th, 2005
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Wilf had a bad stomach complaint so went to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him a second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home. Suddenly the man screams, “DAMN!”
“What’s the matter?” asked the wife, “Did I hurt you?”
“No,” replies the man, “but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulder!”

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The small business owner announced

April 5th, 2005
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The small business owner announced a new contest for its small, all-male sales team. “And whoever gets the most sales wins a free blowjob!” One salesman snickered, “Yeah? And what does the loser get?” “He gets to give it!”

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