Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you’re not feeling good.”
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such damn idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.
The cowboy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ’Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!
This is a small post for someone who says I never post stuff on here anymore. I think you know who you are! And yes, I really should post a little more on here. You want me to make this similar to a twitter site, with numerous small posts? Hell, it might prove interesting to do that!
Is anyone out there waiting on the Karmic Koala release? I have installed the RC1 onto a laptop. So far it isn’t too bad. I just had to disable the damn nVidia video driver that it suggested I activate. Once I activated it, I could barely do anything because the machine was so slow. Luckily with a little patience (which is something I have little of anyway), I was able to revert back to the regular open-source driver. Things are running fine now. But I have not done much. I might post more once I have a little more feedback for it.
For some reason, I find this fairly appropriate at this time.
Red – Let Go
Hey you, look what you do to me
You bend and you bruise me
Why you try to control me?
But you don’t know me
How come you just want to hurt me?
How come you just want to push me?
I can’t ignore you anymore
Cause everywhere I turn you
You burn me, you break me
You always want to take me down with you
What do you want from me?
I don’t wanna be afraid, I don’t wanna run away
I don’t want to be here fading it’s more that I can take
I’m never gonna be the same
I threw it all away
I don’t want to be here fading
Just let go! (look what you do to me)
Let go! (look what you do to me)
Hey you, look what you do to me
You burnt and you scared me
With all that you tell me (but I don’t listen!)
You love me, you hate me
You always want to take me down with you
What do you want from me?
I don’t wanna be afraid I don’t wanna run away
I don’t want to be here fading it’s more that I can take
I’m never gonna be the same
I threw it all away
I don’t want to be here fading
Just let
You kept pushing me
You keep using me
You keep twisting me
You keep breaking me
You can’t have me anymore [x3]
You can’t have me, let go!
I don’t wanna be afraid, I don’t wanna run away
I don’t want to be here fading it’s more that I can take
I’m never gonna be the same
I threw it all away
I don’t want to be here fading
Just let go! Let go! Just let go!
I don’t wanna be afraid
Let go! (I don’t wanna run away!)
Just let go! Let go! Let go!
Yes, I updated the site once again. It has been a while and it needed an overhaul. I am still working on some things, but they’ll come with time. Drop me a line to let me know what you think of the new blog and such.
Now, I’ve searched several sites on the ‘net and found lyrics to this song that were close. Most were off just a tad. But here are the ones that I believe are correct… This song is available via Amazon MP3 download and supposedly iTunes. But since I don’t use iTunes, I cannot vouch for that.
A recommendation for you…..
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
“Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!” he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
“Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?” he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said, “Well….last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma’s idea.
Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife, Mary, to Home Depot.
At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Walt was finished, Mary asked “How much for that faucet?’”
Walt replied, “That’s pewter and it costs $300.’”
“My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!” Mary exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Walt yelled, “Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?’”
Mary replied, “No, but I will for the faucet.’”
This is why you can’t send a woman to Home Depot .
Jimmy was sitting on the fence very near a railroad track. His mother saw him and yelled, “Jimmy! Get down from there right now! A train could come along and suck you off!”
Jimmy started to whisper softly, “Come on, train. Come on, train!”